My wife is learning how to teach yoga and her program is 3.5 hours away for many many days. That means dad here had to put on his big boy panties and actually do WORK. What I'm saying is that I'm not "watching the kids" or "helping my wife" - I FRIGGIN' HATE THOSE SAYINGS! Their YOUR kids, you don't WATCH them. It's YOUR house and family, you don't HELP your wife. Men, step the fuck up.